E-mail Disclaimers

File of amusing and scary things with no legal weight, found at the end of various e-mail messages:

  This e-mail, including attachments, may include confidential and/or
  proprietary information, and may be used only by the person or entity
  to which it is addressed. If the reader of this e-mail is not the
  intended recipient or his or her authorized agent, the reader is hereby
  notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this e-mail
  is prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify
  the sender by replying to this message and delete this e-mail immediately.