The Bible in Fifty Words

• God made.
• Adam bit.
• Noah arked.
• Abraham split.
• Joseph ruled.
• Jacob fooled.
• Bush talked.
• Moses balked.
• Pharaoh plagued.
• People walked.
• Sea divided.
• Tablets guided.
• Promise landed.
• Saul freaked.
• David peeked.
• Prophets warned.
• Jesus born.
• God walked.
• Love talked.
• Anger crucified.
• Hope died.
• Love rose.
• Spirit flamed.
• Word spread.
• God remained.