Compiler Says Ack

    From: Ian Barkley
    Subject:Compiler says 'Ack'
    Date: 23 Feb 92 09:30:04 GMT

    ABSOLUTELY UNCHANGED COMPILER RESPONSES
    (from a make of umoria 5.4 on an Apollo...)

    [monsoon:umoria] 19} make
    cc -O -c main.c
    Compiler Errors
    99      divide by 0 error: can't find source
    033     linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program
    cc -O -c misc1.c
    Compiler Errors
    099     Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times
    088     Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
    086     sin | more souls >! /dev/hell
    cc -O -c misc2.c
    Compiler Errors
    00      function 'fuckit' not defined
    666     you're going to hell for this code style
    77      You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
    088     Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
    088     Warning: i before e, except after ;
    cc -O -c misc3.c
    Compiler Errors
    101     can't find library 'stdlib.h'
    ******** Line 1725 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to mask is never used;
             assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    ******** Line 1858 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to mask is never used;
             assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    ******** Line 2203 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to flag is never used;
             assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    cc -O -c misc4.c
    Compiler Errors
    14      parse error: I just don't get it
    77      You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
    088     Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
    54      echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"'
    1001001 funky
    cc -O -c store1.c
    Compiler Errors
    14      parse error: I just don't get it
    042     Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths
    77      You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
    1906    not a typewriter
    ******** Line 163 of "store1.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to min_sell is never
             used; assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    cc -O -c files.c
    Compiler Errors
    77      You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
    1906    not a typewriter
    ******** Line 256 of "files.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to nobj is never used;
             assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    ******** Line 251 of "files.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to level is never used;
             assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    cc -O -c io.c
    Compiler Errors
    088     Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
    1906    not a typewriter
    000     cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway
    088     Warning: i before e, except after ;
    57      construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed
    ******** Line 1301 of "io.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to y is never used;
             assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    ******** Line 1403 of "io.c": [Warning #202]  Value assigned to slen is never used;
             assignment eliminated by optimizer.
    cc -O -c create.c
    Compiler Errors
    666     you're going to hell for this code style
    055     trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function
    cc -O -c desc.c
    Compiler Errors
    54      echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"'
    055     trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function
    cc -O -c generate.c
    Compiler Errors
    099     Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times
    1       FOAD
    033     linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program
    055     trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function
    cc -O -c sets.c
    Compiler Errors
    042     Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths
    54      echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"'
    1001001 funky
    cc -O -c dungeon.c
    Compiler Errors
    666     you're going to hell for this code style
    1906    not a typewriter
    cc -O -c creature.c
    Compiler Errors
    099     Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times
    cc -O -c eat.c
    Compiler Errors
    042     Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths
    088     Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
    57      construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed
    cc -O -c save.c
    Compiler Errors
    1       FOAD
    101     can't find library 'stdlib.h'
    1906    not a typewriter
    000     cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway
    0x098ff 0x0ff00 > 0xfffff !! > ?
    [and so on....]